Teddy Roosevelt’s diary entry from the day his wife Alice died.

Teddy Roosevelt’s diary entry from the day his wife Alice died.

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sirmitchell:

Story Time Jesus is my new fave meme. 

sirmitchell:

Story Time Jesus is my new fave meme. 

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Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.
YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.

Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.

YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.

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iampentameter:

In other news, the Statue of Liberty has started taking myspace photos.

iampentameter:

In other news, the Statue of Liberty has started taking myspace photos.

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